"I can hear him coming from miles away. I can smell his little calves tucked in his tight socks.And then when he arrives, I just cannot help myself. I have to chase him.
He still gets scared, he always trips, he always falls.
My owner says I should be ashamed of myself. I’m not.
She also thinks I should find a new hobby. I won’t.
This morning, I found a new secret spot. He’ll never know what hits him.
If you find me before he does, that’s ok. But SSSSHT!"
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